_Talk, this function speaks text to u! :D

[DarkAngelBGE]

Here is what I can come up with. Try it out, lots of gosu fun!

<e> </e> introduces emphasis

expandcollapse popup

#include <GUIConstants.au3>
Opt("MouseCoordMode", 2)
Opt("PixelCoordMode", 2)

GUICreate("talk v1.1 by Tim Koschützki",300,230,200,200)

GUICtrlCreateLabel("Text:",10,15,30,25)
$myedit=GUICtrlCreateInput("Autoit Talk is teh <e>gosu roxorz</e>!!",40,15,250,20)

GUICtrlCreateLabel("Voice:",10,45,40,25)
$femaleVoice=GUICtrlCreateRadio ("female",60, 45, 70, 20)
$maleVoice=GUICtrlCreateRadio ("male",140, 45, 70, 20)
$oldVoice=GUICtrlCreateRadio ("old",220, 45, 70, 20)
GUICtrlSetState ($femaleVoice,$GUI_CHECKED)
Global $voice=1

GUICtrlCreateLabel("Speed:",10,75,40,25)
$myspeed=GUICtrlCreateSlider(60,75,200,25)
GUICtrlSetLimit($myspeed,10,-10)

GUICtrlCreateLabel("Pitch:",10,105,40,25)
$mypitch=GUICtrlCreateSlider(60,105,200,25)
GUICtrlSetLimit($mypitch,5,-5)

GUICtrlCreateLabel("Volume:",10,135,40,25)
$myvolume=GUICtrlCreateSlider(60,135,200,25)
GUICtrlSetLimit($myvolume,100,0)
GUICtrlSetData($myvolume,100)

$speak=GUICtrlCreateButton("Speak!",120,180,60,25)

while 1
    GUISetState()
    $msg=GUIGetMsg()
    Select
        Case $msg=$femaleVoice
            $voice=1
        Case $msg=$maleVoice
            $voice=2
        Case $msg=$oldVoice
            $voice=3
        Case $msg=$speak
            $text=GUICtrlRead($myedit)
            $speed=GUICtrlRead($myspeed)
            $pitch=GUICtrlRead($mypitch)
            $volume=GUICtrlRead($myvolume)
            _TalkOBJ($text,$voice,$speed,$pitch,$volume)
        Case $msg=$GUI_EVENT_CLOSE
            Exit
    EndSelect
WEnd
exit

Func _TalkOBJ($text,$voice,$speed,$pitch,$volume)
Local $quite = 0
   Local $o_speech=ObjCreate("SAPI.SpVoice")
    Select
        Case $voice==0
            Return
        Case $voice==1
            $o_speech.Voice = $o_speech.GetVoices("Name=Microsoft Mary", "Language=409").Item(0)
            TrayTip("Female Reader",$text,1)
        Case $voice==2
            $o_speech.Voice = $o_speech.GetVoices("Name=Microsoft Mike", "Language=409").Item(0)
            TrayTip("Male Reader",$text,1)
        Case $voice==3
            $o_speech.Voice = $o_speech.GetVoices("Name=Microsoft Sam", "Language=409").Item(0)
            TrayTip("OldMan Reader",$text,1)
    EndSelect
;replace emphasis tag
    $text=StringReplace($text, "<e>", "<emph>")
    $text=StringReplace($text, "</e>", "</emph>")
;replace speech breaks
    $text=StringReplace($text, "  ", "<silence msec='100'/>")
;speak
    $o_speech.Speak("<pitch absmiddle='"&$pitch&"'><rate speed='"&$speed&"'><volume level='"&$volume&"'>"&$text&"</volume></rate></pitch>")
    $o_speech = ""
    TrayTip("","",1)
EndFunc

Edited May 23, 2006 by DarkAngelBGE

[Steronius]

why does it create an icon that plays my default attention audio?

[gamepin126]

Lol, this is awesome.

Test program:

CODE

#include <GuiConstants.au3>

#include <_Talk.au3>

GuiCreate("Timer", 300, 118,-1, -1 , BitOR($WS_OVERLAPPEDWINDOW, $WS_CLIPSIBLINGS))

$Label_5 = GuiCtrlCreateLabel("Enter the time and press begin, a msgbox will prompt when the time has finished.", 20, 0, 240, 30)

$Label_6 = GuiCtrlCreateLabel("~gamepin126", 90, 40, 80, 20)

$Hours = GuiCtrlCreateInput("Hours", 10, 90, 50, 20)

$Mins = GuiCtrlCreateInput("Minutes", 70, 90, 50, 20)

$Sec = GuiCtrlCreateInput("Seconds", 130, 90, 50, 20)

$Button_4 = GuiCtrlCreateButton("Begin", 210, 90, 80, 20)

$gp = ""

GuiSetState()

While 1

$msg = GuiGetMsg()

Select

Case $msg = $Button_4

$h = GUICtrlRead($Hours)

$m = GUICtrlRead($Mins)

$s = GUICtrlRead($Sec)

$hms = GUICtrlRead($Hours) * 360000

$mms = GUICtrlRead($Mins) * 60000

$sms = GUICtrlRead($Sec) * 1000

Sleep($hms + $mms + $sms)

GayPhrase()

_Talk("RAWR, The time is up!!")

MsgBox(0, "", "Time's up!" & @CRLF & "Elapsed Time: " & $h & " : " & $m & " : " & $s)

Case $msg = $GUI_EVENT_CLOSE

ExitLoop

Case Else

;;;

EndSelect

WEnd

Exit

Func GayPhrase()

$n = Random(0, 296, 1)

Select

Case $n = 0

$gp = 'VOTE DONGS'

Case $n = 1

$gp = 'IM SOME KIND OF GAY RODENT'

Case $n = 2

$gp = 'YOU APPEAR TO BE GAYER THAN I'

Case $n = 3

$gp = 'BUT I DONT MISS THE PART WHERE YOU WACK MY NUTS WITH A STICK FOR FORTY MINUTE STRETCHES'

Case $n = 4

$gp = 'THIS CHANNEL SUCKS'

Case $n = 5

$gp = 'IM THE CAPTAIN OF YOUR BALLS'

Case $n = 6

$gp = 'I LIKE DICK'

Case $n = 7

$gp = 'SIR I AHUGLAHGLUAHGULAHGLAHGLAHGLAHGLAHG'

Case $n = 8

$gp = 'HOLY CHRIST JUST DONGS EVERYWHERE AND SO SUDDENLY -- POKING AND WHAPPING ME -- ITS LIKE IM RUNNING BACKWARDS NAKED THROUGH A CORNFIELD'

Case $n = 9

$gp = 'I AM STUCK IN A POO LOOP'

Case $n = 10

$gp = 'I HAVE TWO BALLS -- I WANT THREE'

Case $n = 11

$gp = 'ISNT THIS JUST A REGULAR ASS PARADE'

Case $n = 12

$gp = 'YOU GET SO HUFFY WHEN IT COMES TO THE DICKS'

Case $n = 13

$gp = 'THE QUESTION IS NOT WHETHER ITS ART OR PORNOGRAPHY PEOPLE, THE QUESTION IS HOW FAR IS THAT BAT UP THE GUYS ASS'

Case $n = 14

$gp = 'THE ANSWER IS COCK!!!!!!'

Case $n = 15

$gp = 'FUCK YOU AND LICK DICK'

Case $n = 16

$gp = 'MY DAD POOFED INTO A BAT AND FLAPPED INTO MY ROOM AND PUT HIS WING DOWN MY PANTS'

Case $n = 17

$gp = 'ID RECOMMEND NOT JUGGLING ONES BALLS'

Case $n = 18

$gp = 'THAT WAS LIKE AESOPS FABLES FOR FAGGOTS'

Case $n = 19

$gp = 'GET THAT MAN AN ICE COLD PRICK'

Case $n = 20

$gp = 'IM A FRESH MORNING BONER'

Case $n = 21

$gp = 'MY MOUTH IS TOILET COMPLIANT'

Case $n = 22

$gp = 'O CHRISTMAS DONG O XMAS DONG'

Case $n = 23

$gp = 'BALLS HANGING TOO LOW'

Case $n = 24

$gp = 'WHEN FACE RAPING SOMEONE THERES SOMETHING TO BE SAID FOR GETTING A GOOD RUNNING START'

Case $n = 25

$gp = 'ALSO LETS LICK DICK IN UNISON'

Case $n = 26

$gp = 'IF I COULD BE AN KIND OF FLOWER ID BE A BIG FAT ANGRY COCK'

Case $n = 27

$gp = 'WHEN YOUR MOUTH CHOKES ON DICK LIKE A BIG FUCKING PRICK THATS AMORE'

Case $n = 28

$gp = '10 ADAM 12 WE HAVE A DICKLICKING IN PROGRESS'

Case $n = 29

$gp = 'IVE GOT TWO BIG BONERS AND A MICROPHONE'

Case $n = 30

$gp = 'WAS RE: DICKS'

Case $n = 31

$gp = 'I HAD AIDS BEFORE IT WAS COOL'

Case $n = 32

$gp = 'OW THIS IS NOT A FLIPBOOK THIS IS AN ACTUAL BONER'

Case $n = 33

$gp = 'I NEED TO BE PUMPED SO FULL OF SPURT THAT I CANNOT SEE STRAIGHT'

Case $n = 34

$gp = 'GAHGLAHGLAGHALGHALGHLA'

Case $n = 35

$gp = 'WELL COCKMOUTH.GIF WAS EXACTLY AS ADVERTISED'

Case $n = 36

$gp = 'LOOSE LIPS LICK DICKS'

Case $n = 37

$gp = 'SURPRISE!!!! I AM CUDDLING YOUR TODDLERS BALLS'

Case $n = 38

$gp = 'MY BONER LIES OVER THE OCEAN'

Case $n = 39

$gp = 'DOMINE SUCKUS'

Case $n = 40

$gp = 'IM SERIOUSLY INVITING YOU TO FUCK MY FACE'

Case $n = 41

$gp = 'PLEASE REMOVE YOUR DONG FROM MY ARMPIT'

Case $n = 42

$gp = 'PLEASE HELP ME PICK OUT A GOWN FOR THE COCKSUCKERS BALL'

Case $n = 43

$gp = 'BALLS????????????????'

Case $n = 44

$gp = 'CANADIAN BONERS TASTE LIKE MAPLE FOR SOME REASON'

Case $n = 45

$gp = 'MY DONG IS WHAT YOU WOULD CALL AL DENTE'

Case $n = 46

$gp = 'SOMEONE NEEDS THE NIGHTTIME SNIFFLING SNEEZING COUGHING ACHING WHEEZING STUFFY-HEAD FEVER SO YOU CAN SUCK A DICK MEDICINE'

Case $n = 47

$gp = 'TOGETHER ..... WE WILL ........ PRAY FOR COCK'

Case $n = 48

$gp = 'I LIKE BOYS'

Case $n = 49

$gp = 'TOO MUCH POO SAID POPPA BEAR'

Case $n = 50

$gp = 'ITS SHOWTIME AT MY BALLS'

Case $n = 51

$gp = 'IM A SHORT WIDE GOTH WHOS MAKING A CYBERDIFFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Case $n = 52

$gp = 'GOOD LORD GET THAT GUY A DICK STAT HES IN A DICKLESS DELIRIUM'

Case $n = 53

$gp = 'I WISH I COULD DIAL NINE TO GET MY HEAD OUTSIDE OF THE TOILET'

Case $n = 54

$gp = 'DADS BRUSHING MY MOUTH OUT WITH SOMETHING'

Case $n = 55

$gp = 'COCK A DOODLE DONG'

Case $n = 56

$gp = 'WORDS I LEARNED BY READING LARRY FLYNT PUBLICATIONS: COCKSLUT, DIRT HOLE, PRICK HOUND, PISS-SCENTED, SPENT HOSE, ROPY TRAJECTORY, MOPPING JIZZ, BALL-SHRIVELING, COWLIKE'

Case $n = 57

$gp = 'ILL HAVE YOU KNOW A FAGGOT CAN ALSO MEAN A TIGHTLY-WRAPPED BUNDLE OF DICKS!!!!'

Case $n = 58

$gp = 'BELCHES UP SPERM'

Case $n = 59

$gp = 'YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT'

Case $n = 60

$gp = 'DOCTOR BONER IS IN'

Case $n = 61

$gp = 'LETS GO TO THE MOON AND LICK DICK'

Case $n = 62

$gp = 'I WILL DRUG YOU AND FUCK YOU'

Case $n = 63

$gp = 'COCKONOMICON'

Case $n = 64

$gp = 'JESUS THE GAYNESS IS OVERWHELMING'

Case $n = 65

$gp = 'I LIKE DICK????? DO YOU'

Case $n = 66

$gp = 'STRONG BONER RELATED CRYPTO AT WORK HERE PEOPLE'

Case $n = 67

$gp = 'COCKS'

Case $n = 68

$gp = '.oO(COCKS'

Case $n = 69

$gp = 'FREE TIME ON YOUR HANDS? THINK DICK'

Case $n = 70

$gp = 'I WISH TO REPORT AN UNLICKED DICK IN THE NORTHWEST CORNER OF MY PANTS !!!'

Case $n = 71

$gp = 'I TOOK AN OATH TO ROAM NEAR AND FAR, LICKING DICKS'

Case $n = 72

$gp = 'MMM DICK'

Case $n = 73

$gp = 'TRYING TO FIST MYSELF AND FAILING'

Case $n = 74

$gp = 'ONLY GOD AND THE HUBBLE TELESCOPE KNOW WHAT IM BEATING OFF TO'

Case $n = 75

$gp = 'HERE IN THE LAB WERE DEVELOPING ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENT COCKS THAT SUCK THEMSELVES AND ALSO EACH OTHER'

Case $n = 76

$gp = 'SEVEN WAYS FROM DONGDAY'

Case $n = 77

$gp = 'LEGGO MY PRICKO'

Case $n = 78

$gp = 'UM PENIS E DENTRO DE MIM'

Case $n = 79

$gp = 'WHAT FINE ROUND BALLS YOU HAVE'

Case $n = 80

$gp = 'IF WE TOUCH DICKS WILL THERE BE AN ARC'

Case $n = 81

$gp = 'LLHLHLHLHLHLH I AM THE GREATEST COCKSUCKER EVER TO GRACE THIS GODS EARTH'

Case $n = 82

$gp = 'YOURE CORDIALLY INVITED (OPEN CARD TO SUCK COCK'

Case $n = 83

$gp = 'WORDS THAT SOUND ALIKE BUT HAVE DIFFERENT MEANINGS ARE CALLED HOMOPHOBES'

Case $n = 84

$gp = 'CHOKING DOWN TEN BLACK DICKS IN TEN BLACK MINUTES'

Case $n = 85

$gp = 'I WILL MATCH YOU DICK FOR DICK AND WE WILL SEE WHO IS THE CRAZIEST'

Case $n = 86

$gp = 'RUBBING THE NUTS (TO MAKE FIRE'

Case $n = 87

$gp = 'NOT ADAY GOES BY WHERE I DONT JERK MYSELF UNTIL I GET A STOMACH ACHE'

Case $n = 88

$gp = 'GAY GAY GAY IN THE U.S. OF A'

Case $n = 89

$gp = 'IM GOING TO SOIL MYSELF AND OTHERS'

Case $n = 90

$gp = 'LAST NIGHT WHILE I WAS ASLEEP MY BONER DEVELOPED A SIMPLE CHAT SYSTEM'

Case $n = 91

$gp = 'I INSIST THAT WE CLIMB INTO THE DICK PIT AND DO THE JOB RIGHT'

Case $n = 92

$gp = 'I HAVE HUNTED DOWN AND SUCKED MANY AN ESCAPED DONG'

Case $n = 93

$gp = 'I WILL READ ALOUD FROM THE GOOD BOOK OF DICK'

Case $n = 94

$gp = 'I AM WRITING TO INQUIRE ABOUT THE HEALTH BENEFITS OF SMALL OR MEDIUM SIZED DICKS IN MY ASS'

Case $n = 95

$gp = 'ITS LONELY HERE WITHOUT COCKS & BALLS'

Case $n = 96

$gp = 'BY MY CALCULATIONS THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN A SECOND JIZZER'

Case $n = 97

$gp = 'COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS'

Case $n = 98

$gp = 'YOU LOOK LIKE YOU KICK ASS DAILY'

Case $n = 99

$gp = 'TAKE THE G TRAIN TO THE A TRAIN TO THE Y TRAIN'

Case $n = 100

$gp = 'FUCKING FAIRIES'

Case $n = 101

$gp = '4. I AM TOTALLY INCAPABLE OF GETTING AN ERECTION'

Case $n = 102

$gp = 'IT DOESNT GET LOUDER THAN UPPERCASE BAAAAA'

Case $n = 103

$gp = 'A LITTLE BIRD LOOKED DOWN ON ME AND SAID SUCK MORE DICKS WHICH IS WHAT BRINGS ME TO THE PRESENT, GENTLEMEN'

Case $n = 104

$gp = 'I SAID LETS ALL LICK A DICK!!!!!'

Case $n = 105

$gp = 'AND IT IS MY DUTY TO POINT OUT THAT THERE ARE JUST NOT ENOUGH DAMN DICKS'

Case $n = 106

$gp = 'I REST MY BALLS'

Case $n = 107

$gp = 'I JUST WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE AND LICK DICKS'

Case $n = 108

$gp = 'I AM A PRACTITIONER OF THE ANCIENT ORIENTAL ART OF DONGAGAMI'

Case $n = 109

$gp = 'IN CORPUS SUCKUM'

Case $n = 110

$gp = 'I SUSPECT I WILL BE FOUND GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE DICKLICKING'

Case $n = 111

$gp = 'A WELL-HUNG JURY INDEED'

Case $n = 112

$gp = 'I LIKE DI_K (ONLY ONE LETTER TO GO AND YOU WIN THE PRIZE'

Case $n = 113

$gp = 'BRING IN DA NOISE AND BRING OUT DA PRICKS'

Case $n = 114

$gp = 'ILL SUCK YOUR COCK FOR A NICKEL, FATBOY UBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBLBBHB'

Case $n = 115

$gp = 'I ONLY SUCK DICK IN SELF DEFENSE'

Case $n = 116

$gp = 'OM HUALGHLAHGULAHULAG'

Case $n = 117

$gp = 'GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT DICKLOVING'

Case $n = 118

$gp = 'JA JA IN DER TJOILETS'

Case $n = 119

$gp = 'ONLY IN AMERICA CAN WE BE THIS GAY AND NOT BE KILLED (ALTHOUGH BEATEN SEVERELY'

Case $n = 120

$gp = 'FINALLY!!!!! THE WESTMINSTER DONG SHOW!!!!!!'

Case $n = 121

$gp = 'HEY LADY HOW ABOUT A BLOWJOB???????'

Case $n = 122

$gp = 'HAPPINESS IS A WARM COLON'

Case $n = 123

$gp = 'GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU STUPID PRICK'

Case $n = 124

$gp = 'I LICKED NINE DICKS TODAY'

Case $n = 125

$gp = 'HUGALUGAHHULG'

Case $n = 126

$gp = 'I NEED A QUICK DICK INJECTION'

Case $n = 127

$gp = 'I AM NOT EMBARASSED BY MY ERECTION'

Case $n = 128

$gp = 'YOUR ERECTION IS FRIGHTENING CHILDREN EVERYWHERE SO IT IS NOT SO MUCH SOMETHING TO BE EMBARASSED ABOUT BUT RATHER SOMETHING TO BE CONTROLLED AND REGULATED'

Case $n = 129

$gp = 'ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM SUCKING COCKS UNDER THE FREEWAY'

Case $n = 130

$gp = 'AND GIRLS PLEASE: READ A BARELY LEGAL BEFORE RINGING MY DOORBELL'

Case $n = 131

$gp = 'AGAIN PEOPLE PLEASE LEAVE SOME DICK FOR OTHERS'

Case $n = 132

$gp = 'TOO DAZED WITH DICKS TO BOOKMARK THE BABYLON 5 FAQ'

Case $n = 133

$gp = 'WE ALL LICK DICKS DONT WE'

Case $n = 134

$gp = 'DEAR GOD HOW CAN I WORSHIP YOU WHEN YOU HAVE SENT THESE THINGS TO POUND AROUND MY FACE/ASS/HAIR'

Case $n = 135

$gp = 'CHAPTER FIVE: WHAT TO DO IF YOUR WANG IS STUCK FAST IN THE GLORY HOLE'

Case $n = 136

$gp = 'AND SO JESUS CAME OUT OF THE CAVE AND SAID ITS OKAY TO BE GAY'

Case $n = 137

$gp = 'O SOLO BONERS'

Case $n = 138

$gp = 'AT LEAST PUT ME BACK ON EARTH IN THE BODY OF A COCKSUCKER'

Case $n = 139

$gp = 'I THINK YOUR PGP KEY HAS BEEN COMPROMISED (CLEARLY ITS GAY'

Case $n = 140

$gp = 'GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BEFORE I BEAT YOU SENSELESS WITH MY FUCKING NUTS'

Case $n = 141

$gp = 'WORRIED ABOUT 2PAC'

Case $n = 142

$gp = 'POUND MY ASS'

Case $n = 143

$gp = 'WHY IS THE MAN KEEPING ME DOWN IN HIS LAP'

Case $n = 144

$gp = 'I WILL BE GAY FOR UNDER A DOLLAR'

Case $n = 145

$gp = 'PEE FIGHT'

Case $n = 146

$gp = 'BEEP BOOP 100100010 1010101101 00101100101 MEANS I LICK DICK'

Case $n = 147

$gp = 'I AM LICKING DICKS IN A PAPER BAG'

Case $n = 148

$gp = 'I WANT CLARIFICATION ON MY DICKLICKING'

Case $n = 149

$gp = 'BONERPLEX'

Case $n = 150

$gp = 'GAY GAY GAY GYA GAY GAY $(*RG#(RGJ'

Case $n = 151

$gp = 'WELL I TAMED THE BONER MONSTER !!! WHO WANTS TO PET IT'

Case $n = 152

$gp = 'COULD WE PLEASE HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR MY BONER'

Case $n = 153

$gp = 'I SPECIFICALLY CHECKED COWBOY BONER, NOT A FUCKING XMAS BONER'

Case $n = 154

$gp = 'GAGAHGALHGALHGALHGA'

Case $n = 155

$gp = 'IF YOU DONT SHUT UP THE PORN WILL NEVER COME'

Case $n = 156

$gp = 'THATS WHEN I SNEAK IN AND LICK THE DICK'

Case $n = 157

$gp = 'IM A FUCK PUPPET'

Case $n = 158

$gp = 'IF I WERE A VIDEO GAME ID BE KLONKY DONG'

Case $n = 159

$gp = 'HANDS UP WHOS A FUCKING QUEER'

Case $n = 160

$gp = 'PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY EVERYONE THINKS MY MOUTH IS A URINAL'

Case $n = 161

$gp = 'THEN ALL THE DICKS NEED LITTLE SWEATERS'

Case $n = 162

$gp = 'FOUR JERK AND SEVEN SPURTS AGO'

Case $n = 163

$gp = 'GAYBRAHAM LINCOLN'

Case $n = 164

$gp = 'COCKSUCKING BY PROXY'

Case $n = 165

$gp = 'I HAVE A TWO-PRICK SYSTEM'

Case $n = 166

$gp = 'NOW LIE DOWN AND CLOSE YOUR EYES, YOU DUMB CUNT'

Case $n = 167

$gp = 'IVE GOT A HALF A MIND TO RAPE YOU ON PRINCIPLE'

Case $n = 168

$gp = 'THERE WAS THIS ONE DICK THAT JUST WOULDNT STAY LICKED'

Case $n = 169

$gp = 'IM A BRIGHT SHINY ANGEL OF GOD, SENT DOWN FROM HEAVEN TO LICK DICK IN THE TOILET!!!!!!!'

Case $n = 170

$gp = 'I AM WILLING TO BE GAY AT LOW, LOW PRICES'

Case $n = 171

$gp = 'JUST LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK'

Case $n = 172

$gp = 'COULD SOMEONE PLEASE POINT ME TO THE NEAREST CACHE OF DICKS'

Case $n = 173

$gp = 'YAY FOR MY BALLS'

Case $n = 174

$gp = 'YOU MIGHT SAY ITS THE YIN AND YANG OF SUCKING'

Case $n = 175

$gp = 'CONCENTRATE ON MY VOICE...SOON YOU WILL BE GAY'

Case $n = 176

$gp = 'HELLO -- I AM THE AIDS VIRUS. PLEASE GET US OUT OF HERE THIS GUY IS TOO GAY'

Case $n = 177

$gp = 'YEAH WHAT HE SAID HUGALUGALUGH COCKS'

Case $n = 178

$gp = 'SUING YOU FOR BREACH OF DICKSUCKING'

Case $n = 179

$gp = 'OH GOD I SUCK DICK IN MY SLEEP'

Case $n = 180

$gp = 'GLAGHALGH'

Case $n = 181

$gp = 'DOES THIS COCK RING MAKE ME LOOK FAT'

Case $n = 182

$gp = 'I WOULD LIKE TO BE GAY NOT ONLY IN THE PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE TENSES BUT ALSO IN THE PLUPERFECT SUBJUNCTIVE TENSE'

Case $n = 183

$gp = 'A QUANTITY THAT HAS BOTH A MAGNITUDE AND A DIRECTION IS CALLED A PECKER'

Case $n = 184

$gp = 'WHAT WE WANT IS YOUR FACE FULL OF SPURT AND TWO PRICKS ON EITHER SIDE OF YOUR FACE'

Case $n = 185

$gp = 'LETS PLAY BONER WARS'

Case $n = 186

$gp = 'CHRIST IM HARD UP FOR HARDONS'

Case $n = 187

$gp = 'COCKSUCKING 101'

Case $n = 188

$gp = 'TELL THE DICK YOU LOVE IT'

Case $n = 189

$gp = 'SO YOURE FAMILIAR WITH JIZZ BUGS THEN'

Case $n = 190

$gp = 'BORN TO LICK (DICK'

Case $n = 191

$gp = 'APPARENTLY I CANNOT CHARGE MALE ESCORTS TO MY LIBRARY CARD'

Case $n = 192

$gp = 'WHEN IS THE COCKSUCKING CONTEST AGAIN'

Case $n = 193

$gp = 'HANDS UP WHO HERE HAS TASTED THEIR OWN JIZZ'

Case $n = 194

$gp = 'THE COCKMOBILE WILL COME TO MY TOWN SOME DAY'

Case $n = 195

$gp = 'THEN I CAN SUCK DICKS FROM FARAWAY LANDS'

Case $n = 196

$gp = 'eDICKS'

Case $n = 197

$gp = 'vPRICKS'

Case $n = 198

$gp = 'DONGLETS'

Case $n = 199

$gp = 'DID YOU LOSE YOUR LEGS SUCKING COCK IN A BATH HOUSE'

Case $n = 200

$gp = 'YOURE GODDAMN RIGHT IM GOING TO SUCK IT'

Case $n = 201

$gp = 'DONT TRY TO FOOL ME INTO NOT SUCKING IT !!! DISTRACTING ME WILL ONLY FAIL HULAHGLUAG'

Case $n = 202

$gp = 'THERES NOTHING PERVERTED OR GAY ABOUT ME WANTING TO OPEN A BOUTIQUE'

Case $n = 203

$gp = 'TIME FOR COCKS'

Case $n = 204

$gp = 'EVEN A STOPPED CLOCK GIVES HEAD TWICE A DAY'

Case $n = 205

$gp = 'ILL TAKE UNLICKED DICKS FOR 200'

Case $n = 206

$gp = 'CAN WE PLEASE JUST LICK DICK'

Case $n = 207

$gp = 'HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME LICKY PRICKY'

Case $n = 208

$gp = 'WOW, DICK FOR ME'

Case $n = 209

$gp = '(STARTS TO MASTURBATE'

Case $n = 210

$gp = 'BACK AT THE DICKLICKING FARM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Case $n = 211

$gp = 'FREE RANGE COCKSUCKERS ??????????????????'

Case $n = 212

$gp = 'NONSENSICAL SYLLABLES AND PREPOSTEROUS GAY ACTS'

Case $n = 213

$gp = 'MY MOUTH SHE IS FOR DICKS'

Case $n = 214

$gp = 'SERIOUSLY WORRIED ABOUT THE QUALITY OF DICK'

Case $n = 215

$gp = 'ID BETTER JERK OFF FOR GOOD MEASURE'

Case $n = 216

$gp = 'SUCKING COCKS IN THE BIG STALL'

Case $n = 217

$gp = 'SACKS FULL OF WET COCKS'

Case $n = 218

$gp = 'SO: POO THEN'

Case $n = 219

$gp = 'DICKS TO THE LEFT, DICKS TO THE RIGHT'

Case $n = 220

$gp = 'MOODS ARE LIKE RAINBOWS, IN THAT IM A COCKSUCKER'

Case $n = 221

$gp = 'DREAMING OF DICK'

Case $n = 222

$gp = 'LICKED TOO MANY DICKS AT ONCE?'

Case $n = 223

$gp = 'FRESHLY BAKED DONGS!!!!!!!!'

Case $n = 224

$gp = 'A FAT DICKLICKING DONGATHON!!!!!!!'

Case $n = 225

$gp = 'SEVERE DONGS POUND MOUTH, ASS OF CENTRAL VALLEY'

Case $n = 226

$gp = 'CLICK HERE FOR DICK'

Case $n = 227

$gp = 'ALL YOUR DICKS ARE BELONG IN MY MOUTH'

Case $n = 228

$gp = 'DROP ME OFF AT THE GAY HOLE'

Case $n = 229

$gp = 'SUCK THE COCK OR ELSE'

Case $n = 230

$gp = 'I, EFFICIENT COCKSUCKING MACHINE'

Case $n = 231

$gp = 'UP WITH DICK'

Case $n = 232

$gp = 'ILL SEE YOU ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE BALLS'

Case $n = 233

$gp = 'A TREASURE TROVE OF DICK'

Case $n = 234

$gp = 'JIMMY CRACK CORN AND I SUCK DICK'

Case $n = 235

$gp = 'MY LATINO PRIDE IS OFFENDED BY YOUR BONER'

Case $n = 236

$gp = 'I AM PRIMED AND READY FOR GAYNESS'

Case $n = 237

$gp = 'EVERY STATION PLEASE GIVE ME A GO/NO GO FOR GAYNESS'

Case $n = 238

$gp = 'YOUD BETTER BELIEVE I SUCK DICK!!!!'

Case $n = 239

$gp = 'FREE TO BE FILLED WITH DICK'

Case $n = 240

$gp = 'YOU CAN WATCH ME LICK DICK BUT YOU HAVE TO STAY OUTSIDE THE STALL FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY !!! YOU COULD LOSE A LIMB BECAUSE IM LIKE A MACHINE WHEN I GET GOING'

Case $n = 241

$gp = 'DO I HAVE TO DRAW A MAP TO MY LAP'

Case $n = 242

$gp = 'MY DONG IS TRULY ON THE EDGE OF FOREVER'

Case $n = 243

$gp = 'WHAT IS WRONG WITH CUDDLING INSTEAD OF HORRIBLE ANAL RAPE'

Case $n = 244

$gp = 'IF YOU ARE AN ARIES THEN YOU LICK DICK'

Case $n = 245

$gp = 'LETS YOU AND ME JERK DONGS NOW'

Case $n = 246

$gp = 'I CAN ONLY BE SO GAY BEFORE I RUN OUT OF SPURT'

Case $n = 247

$gp = 'CHMOD BONERS'

Case $n = 248

$gp = 'CHOWN BONERS'

Case $n = 249

$gp = 'CHGRP BONERS'

Case $n = 250

$gp = 'ITS ALL ABOUT THE BONERS'

Case $n = 251

$gp = 'EVERYONE ON THE FAGGOT ELEVATOR'

Case $n = 252

$gp = 'CONVERSION FROM LONG TO UNSIGNED DONG : POSSIBLE ERROR'

Case $n = 253

$gp = 'FOLKS IM GOING TO CHECK MY DONG INTO YOUR MOUTH(S'

Case $n = 254

$gp = 'THIS FRIDAYS LAW & ORDER: FATTY MCFUCKFACE. HUGE PURPLE DICKS SLAP YOUR ASS AND LEGS.'

Case $n = 255

$gp = 'GRACE MY FACE WITH JIZZY LACE'

Case $n = 256

$gp = 'YOU CANT SUCK DICK AT OFFICE DEPOT'

Case $n = 257

$gp = 'LINE UP FOR FACEFUCKING'

Case $n = 258

$gp = 'FOLKS THERES NO I IN COCKSUCKER'

Case $n = 259

$gp = 'YOURE JIZZING UP MY FACE WITH REVOLUTIONARY SPACE-AGE POLYMERS'

Case $n = 260

$gp = 'THE MATRIX SCREENSAVER IS TELLING ME IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS THAT I AM A QUEER COCKSUCKER !!!'

Case $n = 261

$gp = 'PLEASE PLACE ME ON MASTURBATIVE LEAVE'

Case $n = 262

$gp = 'HANDS UP WHOS JIZZWORTHY'

Case $n = 263

$gp = 'IF U CN RD THS, SCK M FCKNG CCK NTL T SPRTS LL VR R FC'

Case $n = 264

$gp = 'HEY EVERYONE!! HEIL HITLER!! DICKS!!!'

Case $n = 265

$gp = 'CHOO CHOO HERE COMES THE COCK'

Case $n = 266

$gp = 'DWINDLING DONGS ?!??!'

Case $n = 267

$gp = 'IF A COCK APPEARS IN THE PLAY IN ACT 1 THE IT HAD BETTER GET SUCKED BY ACT 3'

Case $n = 268

$gp = 'WHY DO YOU DANGLE THE DONGS IN FRONT OF ME'

Case $n = 269

$gp = 'ID LIKE TO GIVE THE WORLD A COCK'

Case $n = 270

$gp = 'JESUS KNOWS IM A DICKLICKER'

Case $n = 271

$gp = 'IF THEY CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON WHY CANT THEY PUT ONE IN MY MOUTH ?!?!?!?!???'

Case $n = 272

$gp = 'SUCK OF THE DICK'

Case $n = 273

$gp = 'IM PH-BALANCED FOR HOT PRICKS'

Case $n = 274

$gp = 'GAYER THAN THOU'

Case $n = 275

$gp = 'I WAS GOING TO COMMIT SEPPUKU BUT I ACCIDENTALLY COMMITTED BUKKAKE'

Case $n = 276

$gp = 'IM GOING NEXT DOOR TO FAGGOS PIZZA AND GET SOME JERKSAUCE'

Case $n = 277

$gp = 'TRY AS I MIGHT I JUST CANT EXPLAIN AWAY THESE COCKS'

Case $n = 278

$gp = 'MY BONER HAS ITS OWN STORY'

Case $n = 279

$gp = 'JERKING OFF WILL KEEP THE EVIL SPIRITS AWAY'

Case $n = 280

$gp = 'WILL YOU PLEASE MASTURBATE TO MY FACE'

Case $n = 281

$gp = 'SIR I MUST INSIST: DICKS'

Case $n = 282

$gp = 'DICKS OVER COCKS'

Case $n = 283

$gp = 'IF I WERE MASTURBATING TO STAR WARS I WOULD BE HAND SOLO'

Case $n = 284

$gp = 'I WOULD LIKE TO ERR ON THE SIDE OF CAUTION AND LICK ON THE SIDE OF DICKLICKING'

Case $n = 285

$gp = 'OCCAMS RAZOR INDICATES THAT IT IS NOT MULTIPLE HORRIBLE MONSTERS THAT RESIDE IN MY TROUSERS BUT INSTEAD JUST ONE MONSTER'

Case $n = 286

$gp = 'SERIOUS DICK PROCESSING UNIT'

Case $n = 287

$gp = 'EXCUSE ME BUT MY BONER IS LOOSE'

Case $n = 288

$gp = 'QUEER QUEST 2.0A1'

Case $n = 289

$gp = 'I WANT YOU TO PUT YOUR MOUTH ON MY BALLS AND HUM'

Case $n = 290

$gp = 'WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF JIZZ PLEASE ANGLE IT OVER YONDER'

Case $n = 291

$gp = 'IM GOING TO BE IN THE GLORY HOLE OLYMPICS'

Case $n = 292

$gp = 'DEAR DOCTOR DONG'

Case $n = 293

$gp = 'MY TESTICLES'

Case $n = 294

$gp = 'DETECTIVE FAGGOTS SPACE ADVENTURE (INFOCOMS LAST, LEAST-LOVED CREATION'

Case $n = 295

$gp = 'BUFFALO GAL WONT YOU LICK ON MY DONG / LICK ON MY DONG / LICK ON MY DONG'

Case $n = 296

$gp = 'WHEN I JERK OFF I FEEL GOOD FOR ABOUT TWENTY SECONDS AND THEN WHAM ITS RIGHT BACK INTO SUICIDAL DEPRESSION'

EndSelect

EndFunc

[busysignal]

Here is what I can come up with. Try it out, lots of gosu fun!

<e> </e> introduces emphasis

expandcollapse popup

#include <GUIConstants.au3>
Opt("MouseCoordMode", 2)
Opt("PixelCoordMode", 2)

GUICreate("talk v1.1 by Tim Koschützki",300,230,200,200)

GUICtrlCreateLabel("Text:",10,15,30,25)
$myedit=GUICtrlCreateInput("Autoit Talk is teh <e>gosu roxorz</e>!!",40,15,250,20)

GUICtrlCreateLabel("Voice:",10,45,40,25)
$femaleVoice=GUICtrlCreateRadio ("female",60, 45, 70, 20)
$maleVoice=GUICtrlCreateRadio ("male",140, 45, 70, 20)
$oldVoice=GUICtrlCreateRadio ("old",220, 45, 70, 20)
GUICtrlSetState ($femaleVoice,$GUI_CHECKED)
Global $voice=1

GUICtrlCreateLabel("Speed:",10,75,40,25)
$myspeed=GUICtrlCreateSlider(60,75,200,25)
GUICtrlSetLimit($myspeed,10,-10)

GUICtrlCreateLabel("Pitch:",10,105,40,25)
$mypitch=GUICtrlCreateSlider(60,105,200,25)
GUICtrlSetLimit($mypitch,5,-5)

GUICtrlCreateLabel("Volume:",10,135,40,25)
$myvolume=GUICtrlCreateSlider(60,135,200,25)
GUICtrlSetLimit($myvolume,100,0)
GUICtrlSetData($myvolume,100)

$speak=GUICtrlCreateButton("Speak!",120,180,60,25)

while 1
    GUISetState()
    $msg=GUIGetMsg()
    Select
        Case $msg=$femaleVoice
            $voice=1
        Case $msg=$maleVoice
            $voice=2
        Case $msg=$oldVoice
            $voice=3
        Case $msg=$speak
            $text=GUICtrlRead($myedit)
            $speed=GUICtrlRead($myspeed)
            $pitch=GUICtrlRead($mypitch)
            $volume=GUICtrlRead($myvolume)
            _TalkOBJ($text,$voice,$speed,$pitch,$volume)
        Case $msg=$GUI_EVENT_CLOSE
            Exit
    EndSelect
WEnd
exit

Func _TalkOBJ($text,$voice,$speed,$pitch,$volume)
Local $quite = 0
   Local $o_speech=ObjCreate("SAPI.SpVoice")
    Select
        Case $voice==0
            Return
        Case $voice==1
            $o_speech.Voice = $o_speech.GetVoices("Name=Microsoft Mary", "Language=409").Item(0)
            TrayTip("Female Reader",$text,1)
        Case $voice==2
            $o_speech.Voice = $o_speech.GetVoices("Name=Microsoft Mike", "Language=409").Item(0)
            TrayTip("Male Reader",$text,1)
        Case $voice==3
            $o_speech.Voice = $o_speech.GetVoices("Name=Microsoft Sam", "Language=409").Item(0)
            TrayTip("OldMan Reader",$text,1)
    EndSelect
;replace emphasis tag
    $text=StringReplace($text, "<e>", "<emph>")
    $text=StringReplace($text, "</e>", "</emph>")
;replace speech breaks
    $text=StringReplace($text, "  ", "<silence msec='100'/>")
;speak
    $o_speech.Speak("<pitch absmiddle='"&$pitch&"'><rate speed='"&$speed&"'><volume level='"&$volume&"'>"&$text&"</volume></rate></pitch>")
    $o_speech = ""
    TrayTip("","",1)
EndFunc

Where can one get voices 1 and 2? It seems that voice 3 works fine but the other two seem like they are missing. Just curious! BTW, running XP-Pro,SP2..

Cheers..

[RazerM]

I think they are installed with Microsoft Office 2003

[ConsultingJoe]

I think they are installed with Microsoft Office 2003

I thought that it came with the SAPI 5.1 SDK, I could be wrong though

[busysignal]

I think they are installed with Microsoft Office 2003

I have MSOffice 2003 installed and this does not seem to be the case for me.

Cheers..

[i542]

I created Talk2Me. It uses func similar to this. For download see signature.

I think that function is great .

i542

EDIT: only want this topic be on top

Edited July 16, 2006 by i542

[Cyber]

Hi!

I download a new voice

what can i use in in autoit script?

$o_speech.Voice = $o_speech.GetVoices("Name=Roberta", "Language=???").Item(0)

Please help me

thanks

Edited July 25, 2006 by Cyber

[Cyber]

please help me

[busysignal]

@Cyber, ZeroCool posted this link on page 4 regarding how to setup Sapi voices..

http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default....TS_Tutorial.asp

The Language=409, if you look at the code above. Hope it helps..

Where did you download this new voice?

Cheers..

[Cyber]

@Cyber, ZeroCool posted this link on page 4 regarding how to setup Sapi voices..

http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default....TS_Tutorial.asp

The Language=409, if you look at the code above. Hope it helps..

Where did you download this new voice?

Cheers..

Thanks

i will try

For voice:

http://dimio.altervista.org/ita/

Program: DSPEECH

in ENG:

http://dimio.altervista.org/eng/index.html

I need italian voice

Edited July 28, 2006 by Cyber

[Cyber]

I can't progress in develop of my program

i cant use italian voice!! (called Roberta)

pleeease HELP ME!

thanks for endurance