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[Quotes]
Quote=He who controls the spice, controls the universe!
Quote=When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails.
Quote=99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Quote=Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Quote=The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list.
Quote=I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
Quote=The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Quote=Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
Quote=Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
Quote=Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
Quote=Sounds like its time to get that Enterprise built!
Quote=Time does'nt exist. Clocks exists.
Quote=My mind’s made up, don’t confuse me with facts.
Quote=Talk is cheap. Until you hire a lawyer.
Quote=Take my advice — I'm not using it.
Quote=I got lost in thoughts. It was unfamiliar territory.
Quote=Sure, I'd love to help you out ... now, which way did you come in?
Quote=I would like to slip into something more comfortable - like a coma.
Quote=I started with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Quote=Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Quote=There is no dance without the dancers.
Quote=Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Quote=The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back.
Quote=If you are here - who is running hell?
Quote=If nothing was learned, nothing was taught.
Quote=Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes...
Quote=Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.
Quote=Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
Quote=The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Quote=Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Quote=If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
Quote=Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Quote=Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
Quote=All power corrupts. Absolute power is pretty neat, though.
Quote=Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Quote=Everybody repeat after me: "We are all individuals."
Quote=Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
Quote=A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Quote=I want patience - AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!
Quote=A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
Quote=Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
Quote=Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people.
Quote=Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise.
Quote=Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!
Quote=How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
Quote=A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.
Quote=Every organisation is perfectly designed to get the results they are getting.
Quote=Welcome to Utah: set your watch back 20 years.
Quote=Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Quote=Under my gruff exterior lies an even gruffer interior.
Quote=A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Quote=To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Quote=You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes, and you will learn a lot today.
Quote=Failure is not an option. It's bundled with your software.
Quote=I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Quote=When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
Quote=If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
Quote=If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.